CD - Secret Christmas

Lucas and Vern have since gone to the great beyond, but we look back fondly on the time we decorated their turtle tank for the holidays.

Song List:

1.) Winter Cometh

2.) Santa Claus is Real, Global Warming's Fake

3.) Snowglobe Cult (Aquarius's Terrarium)

4.) When the Last Snow Falls on Foresthill

5.) I Have To Work on Black Friday

Each CD comes with one, uh, CD, one cardstock-origami sleeve with graphics printed on, and one free sticker.

QUALITY CONTROL ISSUES ARE PART OF THE FUCKING EXPERIENCE. If the CD is faulty, we'd be happy to replace that. If the graphics are skew, if the sleeve is folded poorly, or if the ink is smudged, you may consider it an artistic decision, a serial number, of sorts. Frankly, we would be more surprised if you received a product that was devoid of any obvious errors.